15 Gym Freaks Who Pushed It Too Far
There are amazing benefits to being in shape… but how do you know if you’re going too far? Maybe it comes down to one honest friend sitting you down and saying something; that is, if they’re not petrified of you. Apparently the following 15 gym rats didn’t have such honest friends, or those friends never sent the memo.
1. Greg Valentino
Gun show over here? More like a cap gun convention; Greg Valentino’s abnormally large 28” biceps are the result of a Synthol injection. That’s right… those ‘rounder-than-rims’ arms have been inflated by a synthetic chemical.
2. Stephanie Kessler
Now that’s a washboard stomach. It might even be appealing, if I didn’t feel like her gaze alone could snap me like a twig. Want a whammy? Stephanie’s birthday is October 31… 1969.
3. Kim Harris
Kim Harris says she likes to eat French Fries and banana splits, but I don’t believe she eats anything besides nails and washes it down with diesel fuel. What’s disheartening is her eyes say she could’ve been a beautiful woman if she wasn’t into turning barbells into bow ribbons.
4. Rosemary Jennings
Strangely, looking at Rosemary makes me feel like less of a man. Aereal Johnson is to blame, as the “old scholar” who recommended that she turn her muscles into living piles of steal. These days, she’s just another run-of-the-mill, grotesquely large bodybuilder and has been such since 2002.
5. Dayana Cadeau
Deyana’s favorite colors are black, purple and red. Her favorite thing to do is to chisel her body into a freakishly defined symphony of straight lines and bulging curves.
6. Stan Efferding
Is it normal for a midsection to have that many muscles? Whatever happened to the old-fashioned six pack? For the record, Stan is the #1 raw powerlifter in America, and can chuck around 2,000+lbs like handfuls of snow.
7. Nicole Bass
It’s not every day I see a woman with legs the size of my trunk. Then I saw Nicole, and was almost tempted to try her $4.00 a minute fantasy phone session. Almost.
8. Ronnie Coleman
Ronnie Coleman is living proof that even veins can look jacked (picture left). Before retiring, Coleman won 8 straight Mr. Olympia titles, 26 IFBB wins and the “99% of men are shit-scared of you” award. Another freakish fact: Coleman also holds an accounting degree, which he earned Cum Laude… proving even his brain muscle is toned.
9. Eulalia Santos
Eulalia is the kind of woman that would prompt a grown man to cross the street as she approaches. She’s from Portugal, assiduously studies nutrition and supplements… and, oh yeah, she’s built like a skirt-wearing house.
10. Betty Pariso
Betty Pariso is one cougar that could go to prison and make Bubba her girlfriend. At 54, she’s the oldest competing bodybuilder… and she’s still more ripped than most men. In between competitions, she acts as the female competitor’s Rep in the International Federation of Bodybuilders.
11.Jaslyn Hewitt
The top picture is Jaslyn Hewitt when she was still a bikini model, looking hotter than Venus herself. Then Jaslyn found the weight room, to the bitter disappointment of men across the nation. The bottom picture shows the new – and slightly depressing – Jaslyn Hewitt.
12. Too much Tan?
Apparently the tanning bed malfunctioned… poor kid. Now he looks less like a young (and ripped) Bob Saget and more like a jacked Steve Urkel.
13. Dianne Solomons
No, there’s nothing extra behind the bikini bottom and no Adam’s apple to see. Dianne Solomons doesn’t have a Y chromosome in her body… but something’s wrong when that same body could crush a normal man like a soda can. For the record, she’s a 3-time NPC Ms. Los Angeles winner.
14. Markus Rühl:
There’s jacked… there’s freakishly big… and then there’s Markus Ruhl. He’s a former IFBB pro bodybuilder and has amazingly large shoulders, but he’s gotten to the point where it’s hilarious to watch him tie his shoes.
15. Mercedes Yvonne Bazemore
MerBazemore didn’t start pumping iron until age 40, and it’s my guess she hasn’t pumped much of anything else since. Why a woman would want this type of physique is beyond me, but Bazamore says she continues to body build because – and I quote- it helps to “feel sexy about myself.” At least somebody feels that way.
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